嗨，我是崔丝 哔声后请留言 Hey, this is Tris. Leave a message after the beep.
（《白兔乐团》）
崔丝，我是尼克，你好吗？ 现在是下午三点 Hey, Tris, it's Nick. How are you? It's about 3 in the afternoon.
我想你可能还在学校 I think you're probably still at school.
我今天留在家，请事假 I stayed home today. I took a personal day.
我想要完成几个创意计划 I wanted to finish up some creative projects...
还有就是我一直在做的东西 ...and stuff that I've been working on around here.
跟你没什么关系啦 Nothing to do with you or anything.
真可惜你不在家 本来以为打电话能找到你 So I'm sorry, real sorry I missed you. I was hoping to get you on the phone.
我们好久没聊了 Haven't talked to you in a while...
有时候我还蛮想跟你说话的 ...and I just kind of wanted to speak to you at some point.
我想上次我们交谈时 You know, I think last time we spoke...
我们都说了一些 不是出自真心的话 ...we both kind of said some really nasty things that neither of us meant.
只是因为… You know, just, like...
你要跟我分手… ...when you broke up with me, you know...
而且还挑我生日当天 ...and everything, on my b-day.
（永远的朋友）
我留在你家门前台阶上的 那张混音CD唱片 Also, that mixed CD that I left on your doorstep...
是我为你做的 最后一样东西 ...was the last one that I'll be making for you.
多多少少算是啦 More or less.
总之，回我电话吧 Anyway, give me a call.
我过得很好，希望你也是 I'm doing very well. I hope you're great.
祝你周末愉快 去做点好玩的事吧 Have a great weekend, and do something fun, you know.
出去走走 Just get out there.
有机会的话 记得打电话给我 Call me, though, when you get a chance.
再见 All right. Bye.
留言已删除 Message has been deleted.
要命 Fuck.
要重新留言请按一 To re-record your message, press one.
诺拉 Norah.
今天星期五，小南瓜 It's Friday, pumpkin.
抱歉，我正沉醉在我的世界 I'm sorry. Do you mind? I'm in my zone.
-你沉醉在你的世界呀 -什么？ - Oh, you're in your zone. I'm so... - What?
-什么？ -什么？ - What? - What?
什么？什么？ What? What? What?
请你加入我的世界好吗？ Could you please come join my zone?
你们好 Hey, guys.
-嗨 -崔丝 - Hi. - Hey, Tris.
他又做了一张 He made another one.
瞧这可笑的封面 Look at the ridiculous cover art.
我… L...
不要 Don't.
-不要这样 -不要怎样？ - Don't do it. - Don't do what?
我们走了吧 Let's go already.
他的混音是世上最棒的 你看这个封面艺术 He makes the best mixes in the world. Look at this cover art.
崔丝不知道 她放弃了什么好东西 Tris does not know what she gave up.
〝迈向封闭之路第12集〞 可怜的笨蛋 "Road to Closure Volume 12"? Poor bastard.
你爱上这家伙，这真是太扯了 You are so in love with this guy it is ridiculous.
我从没见过他 不知道他是谁 Okay, I have never met him. I have no idea who he is.
我只是想把它存在我的iPod而已 I'm just gonna put this in my iPod.
那一直都在那里？ Is that always there?
对，一直都在 Yes, always.
抱歉 Sorry.
我们都把垃圾放在那里 That's where we put the garbage.
Yo.
-嗨 -我不去了 - Yo. - I'm not going.
-什么叫你不去了？ -快上车 - What do you mean you're not going? - Let's load the van.
我不想去 我今天要调适心情 I don't wanna go. I'm taking a mental-health day.
我们要表演，尼克 今晚是我们的大事 We have a gig, Nicky. This is a big night for us.
这是我们用新团名的 第一次表演 This is our first night with our new name.
-我们是《傻瓜乐团》 -而且终于找到了鼓手 We are the Jerk Offs, and we finally found a drummer.
你找到了鼓手？是谁？ You found a drummer? Who?
那是小孩的玩具 谁要操作那个东西？ That's a children's toy. Who's gonna operate that thing?
-你啊 -谢谢你们跑一趟 - You. - Okay. Thanks for coming by, guys.
尼克 Nicky.
我们爱你 We love you, okay...
但你已经沮丧了一个月 不能再这样了 ...but you've been depressed for a month and it's not cool.
去换衣服 我们今晚要表演 Get your clothes. We're gonna play this gig...
然后帮你找个更好的东西 ...then find you something better.
-是更好的妞 -对 - Someone better. - Yes.
没那么容易，你们不知道 异性恋的痛，很惨的 Not that easy. You don't know what it's like to be straight. It's awful.
杰西独家内幕 地下摇滚乐消息 - Jersey's only source for indie rock.
各位《白兔乐团》的歌迷 And for all of you Where's Fluffy fans out there...
继上一次的演唱后 看来这次《白兔乐团》 ...for the first time since the last time, looks like Fluffy's to be found...
今晚会出现在 五个镇内的某个地方 ...somewhere in the five boroughs tonight.
地球上最罕见的表演 据说几个小时后就要展开 The rarest show on Earth is rumored to go on after hours...
所以张大眼睛 寻找那些白兔子 ...so keep an eye out for those white rabbits.
你永远不知道 他们会带你去哪里 You never know where they might lead you.
《白兔乐团》 你总不能拒绝了吧 Fluffy. You can't say no to Fluffy.
-好吧，我去 -好耶 - Okay, all right. I'll go. - Yes.
-我去换衣服 -快去换衣服 - Let me put some clothes on. - Put some clothes on.
-但我要自己开车 -记得穿裤子 - But I'm taking my own car. - And put on some pants.
-天哪 -怎么了？ - Oh, my God. - What?
好 Okay.
我刚收到凯莉的简讯 说《白兔乐团》… I just got a text from Carrie saying Where's Fluffy...
-今晚要开秘密演唱会 -天哪 ...is doing a surprise show tonight. - Oh, my God.
上次他们办秘密演唱会 是在艾琳的店 Last time they had a surprise show it was at Arlene's. Start there.
等一下 Okay, wait.
答应我你不会喝醉 整晚丢下我一个人 Promise me that you won't get drunk and leave me alone the whole night.
我几时那样了？ 我向你保证 When have I ever done that? I promise.
卡洛琳 Caroline.
你听说了吗？兔子耶 今晚要表演，我爱那支乐团 Did you hear? Who's Fluffy is playing in the city tonight. I love that band.
是《白兔乐团》 It's "Where's Fluffy. "
随便，我会带一个人去 Whatever. So I'm bringing this guy.
他在购物中心 跟在我后面好几个月了 He's been following me around the mall for months.
-也许是你的香水味 -那叫什么来着？ - Maybe it's your scent. - Yeah, what's that called?
卡文克莱出的〝我劈腿〞？ "I Cheat on People" by Calvin Klein?
你喷的又是什么？ 迪奥出的〝我爸很有名〞？ And what do you wear? "My Daddy's Famous" by Dior?
-好了，你们两个都很美 -我只不过是开玩笑，这么敏感啊 - All right, you're both pretty. - I was only kidding. So sensitive.
好啦，下次再聊 Okay, talk to you later.
再见 Bye.
-你干嘛替她打圆场？ -她没那么坏啦 - Why do you humor her? - She's not that bad.
我们都一起长大的 别让这破坏了今晚的气氛 We grew up with her. Just don't let it ruin your night.
白兔 Fluffy.
-白兔… -白兔… - Fluffy. Fluffy. - Fluffy. Fluffy.
可恶，快啊 Goddamn it. Come on.
干杯 Cheers.
-宝贝，帅喔 -你才帅呢，宝贝 - Hey, baby, you look good. - No, you look good, baby.
（今晚 《艾伦主教》、《傻瓜乐团》）
（艾琳的店）
-拿来 -是我的 - Give it. - It's mine.
我们是《傻瓜乐团》 We are the Jerk Offs.
尼克，关掉打鼓机 Nick, the drum machine. Turn it off.
我不知道怎么用 它没有关闭键 I don't know how this works. There's no off button.
逊毙了 You suck!
打鼓机逊毙了 Drum machines suck.
你妈买给你的吗？ Your mother buy that for you?
-天哪，你这个小骚货 -什么？我哪有… - Oh, my God, you dirty little slut. - What? What did I...?
你根本就用你的眼神烧死他了 You're practically blowing him with your eyes.
才没有，眼神哪能 把人家烧死啊，卡洛琳 I am not. You cannot do anybody with your eyes, Caroline.
你可以，随便啦 你看他根本就是个同志 Well, you can. But whatever. He's a complete mo, look at him.
他才不是同志 你看他穿的多逊啊 He is not a mo. Look at how shitty he's dressed.
-呆瓜头来了 -我知道 - His Supercuts haircut. He's coming. - I know.
抱歉，不好意思 Sorry. I'm sorry.
真不赖 That was really good.
他显然过而不视 Well, he's bridge-and-tunnel, obviously.
如果他过而不视 那我们要怎么做？ If he's bridge-and-tunnel, then what does that make us?
我们什么都不做 你醉了，我们走吧 Doesn't make us anything. You're very drunk. Come on, let's go.
随便，你也醉了 干嘛不放手呢，老妈？ Whatever, you're drunk. Why don't you cut the cord, Mom?
嗨 Hi.
-天哪 -我一直在看你们 - God. - Hi, I've been looking at you guys.
你们有在看我吗？ Have you been looking at me?
尼克 Hey, Nicky.
帮我问这个笨家伙 他叫什么名字 Ask this beefy guy what his name is for me.
-你叫什么名字？ -你要叫我什么都可以 - What's your name? - Anything you want it to be.
-他怪怪的 -他没有恶意 - He's creepy. - He's harmless.
他会帮我们找到《白兔乐团》 And he's gonna help us find Fluffy.
你怎么了？ What's your problem?
她来了 She's here.
你不是叫她 不要来看表演吗？ You told her not to come to the shows.
我说啦，她还是来了 I did. She came anyway.
你休想过去那边 Don't even think about going over there.
如果她是来看我的 我必须去打声招呼 I need to say hi if she came all this way to see me.
老弟，别输给诱惑 她不值得 Dude, don't give into temptation. She's not worth it.
天哪，我喜欢 Oh, my God. I love it.
-纪念日快乐 -谢谢你 - Happy anniversary. - Thank you so much.
-天哪，好看吗？ -很好看，很合身 - Oh, my God, all right, how's it look? - Fits great. It looks really good.
后面会太长吗？ Is it too long in the back?
不会 No.
你喜欢吗？ So you like it?
喜欢 Yeah.
-过来 -好 - Come here. - Good.
-你是谁的？ -崔丝的 - Who do you belong to? - Tris. Tris.
不行，大声点 你是谁的？我听不见 No, no, louder. Who do you belong to? I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you.
诺拉 Norah.
又落单啦？ Alone again?
崔丝，怎么到处都看到你 Hey, Tris. Been looking for you everywhere.
他就是我跟你说的那个人 你有朋友能陪她吗？ This is the one I was telling you about. You have friends who'd be into her?
不用了，谢谢 You know what, that's okay. Thanks, anyway.
盖瑞是大学生 Oh, well, you know, Gary's in college.
你跟大学生交往 会比较走运 You could have better luck with college guys.
他们才真的会欣赏… 聪明的女孩 That's when guys really get into stuff like how smart a girl is, you know?
外貌不是重点 It's not all about looks.
对，盖瑞好像真的很有深度 Yeah. Gary seems real deep.
不过我想艾拉席维柏的女儿 不用担心外貌 But I guess Ira Silverberg's daughter doesn't have to worry about looks.
-我其实是跟别人一起来的 -真的吗？ - I came here with someone, actually. - Really?
-对 -谁呀？ - Yep. - Who?
我男朋友 My boyfriend.
你男朋友？ Your boyfriend?
是啊 Yeah.
那我猜你该回去找他了 Guess you should be getting back to him, then.
是啊 Yeah.
好，那我回去找他了 Okay. I'm gonna go see him, then.
嗨 Hi.
我知道这听来诡异 我又是个陌生人 I know this is gonna sound weird, and I'm a stranger...
但你可以当我的男朋友 五分钟吗？ ...but would you be my boyfriend for five minutes?
什么？ What?
他？ Him?
好了，冷静装酷 Okay, just be cool. Just be cool.
拜托帮个忙，好吗？ Just, please, just go with it, okay?
尼克、诺拉 Nick. Norah.
你们怎么会认识？ How do you guys, like, know each other?
什么？ What?
我们看同一个牙医 We go to the same dentist together.
曼医生 Dr. Mann.
曼诺曼诺维兹 Manno Mannowitz.
走吧，盖瑞 Come on, Gary.
嘿，你有拿到我的混音CD吗？ Hey, did you get my mixes?
你怎么会认识崔丝？ How do you know Tris?
混音？你就是崔丝的尼克？ Mixes? Are you Tris' Nick?
她有谈到我？ 你怎么会认识她？ She told you about me? How do you know her?
我的天哪 Oh, dear God.
去啊 Go.
真好吃 That tastes so good.
快帮我，我刚刚吻的 竟然是崔丝的前男友 Help, help, help. I just made out with Tris' sloppy seconds.
现在是怎样啦？ What's the problem now?
卡洛琳，现在问题大了 Caroline, the problem is that this is not gonna compete with perfect little that.
好吗？该走了，今晚到此为止 Okay? It's time to go. Night is over.
-我跌倒了 -我知道你跌倒了 - I fell. - I know you fell.
我来帮你吧 Let me give you a hand with that.
-我要送她回家 -你要回英格伍吗？ - I gotta get her home. - Are you going back to Englewood?
-我送你，你住那儿吗？ -我看起来像是住那里的人吗？ - I can take you. That where you live? - Do I look like I'm from Englewood?
我不知道你这样说 到底是或不是 I don't know if you're saying that you are from there or you're not.
你的发型真酷，小子 That's one super cut you got there, dude.
-我想她喝醉了 -是啊 - Think she's drunk. - Oh, yeah.
我车就停在外面 我们可以扶她出去 I'm just parked right out front. I think we can walk her out there.
-等等，停下来 -干嘛？ - Wait. Stop. - What?
-你生我气吗？ -没有，卡洛琳 - Are you mad at me? - No, Caroline.
-对不起 -没关系 - Sorry. - It's okay.
嗨 Hi.
大家好，我们是《艾伦主教》 Hi, we're Bishop Allen.
-专心走路吧 -你们好，我需要你 - Try to walk. Focus on walking. - Hi, guys. So look, I need you.
什么？ What?
我们可以搭便车吗？ Can we get a ride?
我们？是指你 跟这个家伙吗？ Who...? We? Is that...? Are you...? You and this fellow here? Is that "we"?
-这个嘛… -抱歉，崔丝，车满了 - Well... - Sorry, Tris, the car's full.
你之前也没跟我说〝嗨〞 你在生我气吗？ You didn't say "hi" to me earlier. Are you mad at me?
我想你可能应该 搭酒鬼专车 I think you should probably take Drunkzilla here...
回去你爸的家，不是吗？ ...back to Daddy's house anyway, don't you?
而且我是在跟尼克讲话 And I was just talking to Nick, so...
崔丝，没你的空位了 今晚没有，走吧 You know what, Tris? There's no room for you, okay? Not tonight. Come on.
好吧，我会追上去 反正那是辆小车 Well, that's cool. I'll catch up with you guys. It's a small car, anyway.
你们玩得开心点 You guys have fun.
不要现在，盖瑞 Not now, Gary.
抱歉 Sorry.
给我一分钟 Give me a minute.
可恶，她为什么不回头？ Damn it. Why won't she turn?
-我想该让它冷却一下 -雨果老爷车 - I think it's gotta cool down. - Yugo.
路上很少看到这种老爷车了 Yeah, you don't see many of these Easter eggs on the road.
对，等你买到一辆 就到处都看得到 Yeah. Once you buy one you see them everywhere.
是吗？这车蛮小的 不过还蛮舒适的 Oh, yeah? It's pretty small. In mint condition, though.
是啊，花了不少时间照顾 Yeah. This is the result of a lot of time and care.
真是不幸 Unfortunately.
-你下班了吗？ -这不是计程车 - You off-duty? - This isn't a cab.
你下班了吗？ Are you off-duty?
这不是计程车 朋友，我向你保证 It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.
好，别生气嘛 Okay, don't get mad.
我没有生气 I wasn't getting mad.
那是什么？ What is that?
没有看起来那么可怕啦 It's not as ominous as it seems.
我就说他们两个很配 I told you they look cute together.
好，计划如下 我去跟尼克聊两句 Okay, here's the plan. I'm gonna go give Nicky a pep talk.
戴夫，你搞定那女生 Dev, clean up the girl.
尼克，我有预感 你们两个会被困在这里 Nick. I had a feeling you two might get stuck.
-有问题吗？ -又熄火啦？ - Having some trouble? - Stalled again?
嗨，汤姆 嗨，小胖子 Hi, Thom. Hi, beefy guy.
-这位小姐 -什么事？ - Lady friend. - Yes?
戴夫在休旅车上可能 需要你协助，请你移驾 Dev could use your assistance in the van, if you please. Thank you.
休旅车？ In the van?
对，就是那辆大车 谢谢你啦 In the van. Large vehicle right there? Yes, thank you. Thank you.
你好 Hi.
试试这个 Try this.
什么？ What?
这样说吧 我们不喜欢他前女友 Let's just say we're not the biggest fans of his ex.
我们认为你会是他的救星 And we've decided you're to be his salvation.
而且…我们看到你们在接吻 觉得你就是他的真命天女 Besides, we saw you two making out, and we think you're the one.
但我们要你 换掉那件运动内衣 We just gotta get you out of that sports bra.
-这不是运动内衣 -拜托，大家都是姊妹 - This isn't a sports bra. - Come on. We're all ladies here.
你当真要聊崔丝？ Are you seriously talking about Tris right now?
我想这可能是我 得到答案的机会 I think this might be my opportunity to get some answers, you know?
不要跟她聊崔丝 尼克，我是说真的 Do not talk to this girl about Tris, Nicky. I mean it.
听着，我们把这个喝醉的送回家 Look, we'll take the drunk mess home.
你们去找《白兔乐团》 找到后传简讯，我们再会合 You kids go find Fluffy, text us when you do and we'll meet you there.
不会出什么问题吧？ What could possibly go wrong?
好了 Okay.
喔，比廉价内衣好多了 Oh, it's better than the uni-boob.
谢啦 Thanks a lot.
这是行不通的 他还忘不了崔丝 This isn't gonna work, okay? He's hung up on Tris.
你长得很漂亮 我告诉你一件事 You look gorgeous. And let me tell you something:
尼克绝对值得你穿性感内衣 他只是需要人家推一把而已 Nicky is definitely worth the underwire. He just needs a little push, that's all.
可恶 Shit.
天哪，我得送我朋友回家 Oh, God. I gotta get my friend home.
-我们会送 -什么？ - We'll do it. - What?
我们会送她 你们去找《白兔乐团》 We'll do it. Go find Fluffy.
去吧 Go.
-拜托快把锁打开 -哈罗？ - Hey, unlock the door, please. - Hi, hello?
卡洛琳？ 亲爱的，你听得见吗？ Caroline? Honey, can you hear me?
你睡得很甜嘛 Aren't you a sweet thing?
-醒醒，卡洛琳 -快醒醒 - Wake up, Caroline. - Wake up.
-醒醒，卡洛琳 -快出来 - Wake up, Caroline. - Get out.
小心点，这不是玩具 Please be careful. This is not a toy.
-可以吗…？ -你们需要安静一点 - Can you...? - You just need to be quiet.
把锁打开，贱人 Unlock the door, bitch.
请不要生我的气 我马上开 Please don't be mad at me. I'm right here.
卡洛琳，跟我们练习的一样 这样推 Caroline. Just like we practiced. Go like this.
我马上开 I'm right here.
-你不必对我大吼啊 -这样推，上面一点 - You don't have to yell at me. - Go like that. Up, up a little.
-好了 -很好 - Yes. - Yeah.
-大家散开吧，谢谢 -我来抱她 - Everybody, move along. Thank you. - I got her.
-好了 -我办到了 - All right. - I did it.
-我看到头了 -跟我来 - I can see the head. - Come with me. Come with me.
我抱出来了 I got her.
好了，谁都不准看 Okay. Nobody look.
交给我吧 I got her.
你敢动她一根汗毛 我就杀光你们 If you touch one hair on her head, I will kill all of you.
诺拉，我被人家扛着 你看起来真是… Norah, I'm being carried. You look so...
她不会有事的 She'll be okay.
她昏过去了吗？ Is she conscious?
她不会有事 他们不会杀了她的 She'll be okay. They're not gonna kill her.
眼睛看这里 Eyes up here.
你想《白兔乐团》会在哪里？ So where do you think Fluffy's gonna be?
-试试水银酒吧？ -好啊 - Should we try Mercury Lounge? - Yeah, that's good.
但你知道《白兔乐团》 要很晚才会出现 But you know Fluffy's not going on till super late, though.
所以我想 我们有很多时间要耗 So I guess we have some time to kill, then.
对了… So...
你朋友都是同志，对吧？ ...your friends are all gay, right?
并非所有朋友都是 Not all my friends.
不是所有的，但是休旅车上的 都是同志吧？ Not all your friends, but the ones in the van are gay?
对，他们都是同志 Yeah, I mean, they're all gay. Yeah.
百分之百是同志 天天都是 One hundred percent, you know, gay. Gay every day, all the time.
真是松了口气 Okay. That's a relief.
要说那辆车上谁会被强暴 一定是男人 If anyone's gonna get raped in that van, it will be a guy.
那就好 That's good.
你要去喝一杯吗？ You wanna get a drink or something?
-我不喝酒的 -我也是 - I don't drink at all. - I don't either.
你也是？你跟我一样 是洁身主义者？ You don't? Are you straightedge like I am?
我不讲究那些名词的 I don't really subscribe to any label.
好吧 Fine.
怎么有砰砰声？ Hey. What's that banging?
-是我的车吗？ -我想是鼓声，听到没？ - Is it my car? - I think it's drums. Get it?
听到没？有节奏？ 有节奏的打鼓声？ Get it? Rhythm? Rhythmic drumming on drums?
因为乐团需要鼓 Because when you're in a band, you need drums.
你们是乐团 但是没有鼓 And you're in a band, and you don't have drums.
谢了 Thanks.
我从来没听过那个冷笑话 I haven't heard that before.
我不是说你们乐团不好 只是说你们需要鼓手 I didn't mean your band wasn't good. I just meant you need a drummer.
你可以随时让我下车 这里就可以了 You can just drop me off up here if you want.
-喂…停车 -天哪 - Yo. Yo. - Oh, my God.
计程车 Taxi. Yeah.
-你好 -波威利舞厅 - Hi. - Hey. Bowery Ballroom.
不，这不是计程车 先生，这不是计程车 No, I'm not a cab, sir. I'm not a cab. I'm not a cab.
-只有我们真好 -终于 - It's so good to be alone. - Finally.
-波威利舞厅？ -多亏有你 - Bowery Ballroom? - You made that happen.
天哪，我就说这样才对嘛 Oh, God, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
-我的功劳？ -对，你的功劳 - I do that? - Yeah, you do that.
-你来自英格伍？ -是啊 - So are you from Englewood? - Yep.
英格伍，爱搞鬼 Englewood, up to no good.
-我来自霍伯肯 -霍伯肯，真的假的？ - I'm from Hoboken. - Hoboken, no joking. What?
-我爱你 -我爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
我爱你爱到变傻瓜 I love you so much it's retarded.
你要念大学吗？ So are you going off to college?
你好香喔 You smell so good.
-不知道，我申请到布朗大学 -你有肥皂香 - I don't know. I got into Brown. - Oh, you smell like soap.
但在这里有一堆工作在等我 But I have this job lined up here which is...
我也不知道 但我得快点决定 I don't know, and I have to make up my mind fast...
因为布朗大学的学籍 他们只帮我保留到明天 ...because they're only holding my spot at Brown until tomorrow.
-我要去念百克里音乐学院 -是吗？ - I'm going to Berklee School of Music. - Oh, yeah?
-在波士顿 -太棒了 - It's in Boston. - That's awesome.
如果你念布朗大学 我们开车一小时就到 If you went to Brown, we'd only be an hour away.
是啊 Yes.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
-好痛 -什么？等一下 - Cramp. - What? What? Hold on.
-我的手卡在安全带上 -好痛… - My hand's stuck in the seat belt. - Cramp, cramp, cramp. Cramp.
好，到了，请下车 Okay, last stop. Get out, please.
-多少钱？ -八块五 - What do I owe you? - It's $8.50.
-给你 -谢谢 - There you go, man. - Okay.
-再见 -小心点喔 - Thanks for the ride. - Okay. Careful, now.
-天哪 -好了 - Oh, my God. - All right, hey.
要珍惜彼此喔 Cherish one another, folks.
拜托不要甩门 Don't slam my door, please.
两个好人 多收了点清洁费 Nice folks. Charged a little extra for the cleanup.
一定很有趣 That's gonna be fun.
谢谢你一直陪着我 Thanks for sticking that out with me.
哪里 Yeah.
就是这样，崔丝 So that's it, Tris.
这就是分手混音 十首歌是我伤… That's the breakup mix. Ten songs from my broken...
那不是真的 That was not even real.
我们可以一笑置之吗？ Can we go straight to laughing about this?
-我要上厕所 -好吧 - I have to pee. - Okay.
去上厕所吧 Go pee.
-你好吗？ -嗨 - Hey, how you been? - Hi.
卡洛琳，接电话 Caroline, pick up the phone.
卡洛琳 Caroline.
戴夫，我受够了 为乐团名争吵不休 Look, Dev, I am sick and tired of arguing about our band's name.
-〝狗屎夹心〞怎么样？ -什么〝狗屎夹心〞？ - What about Shit Sandwich? - What about Shit Sandwich?
我们就是〝狗屎夹心〞 We are Shit Sandwich.
〝痛老二〞呢？ 我喜欢〝痛老二〞 Whatever happened to Dickache? I liked Dickache.
-有了，〝紧屁眼〞怎么样？ -〝直捣黄龙〞吧 - I got it. What about The Tight Ends? - Going Balls Deep.
诺拉！诺拉！ Norah! Norah! Norah!
布鲁克林池，我有线索了 Brooklyn Pool. I got a clue.
（今晚到布鲁克林池 找《白兔乐团》）
嘿，你不会相信的 Hey. You are not gonna believe this.
聊聊《白兔乐团》有多酷吧！ So can't we talk about how cool Fluffy is?
-他们是我最爱的乐团 -也是我的最爱 - They're my favorite band in the world. - They're my favorite band.
我认识好多人 都很爱那支乐团 I've gotten so many people into that band.
我也是 Me too.
当大家都还没听过《黑色杀戮》时 我就有它的盗录带了 I had a bootleg of "Black Carnage" before anybody else ever heard it.
我是乐团以外 第一个听到那首歌的人 I was the first person outside of the band to hear that song.
-是喔 -我肯定是 - Okay. Yeah. - I'm sure that I was.
我们去艾柏厅看他们 We went to see them at the Elbow Room.
-是吗？ -结果是虚晃一招 - Yes? - And it was a total bait and switch.
-来的却是《好色客》 -差点没气死我 - Are You Randy showed up instead. - That literally makes me wanna die.
我讨厌那些人 是我让她爱上《白兔乐团》的 Yeah, I hate those guys. I was the one that got her into Where's Fluffy.
是我 It was me.
是我把他们的歌放进CD送给她的 不然她永远都不会认识他们 She'd never even heard of them until I put one of their songs on a CD for her.
-我是在说崔丝 -是这样啊？ - Tris. I'm talking about Tris. - Is that right?
你们两个有多熟？ 有一起听《你要有神圣的心》？ How well do you know each other? You go to Sacred Heart together or?
你们常聊天吗？ 有聊到她的新男友吗？ Do you guys talk a lot? Talk about her new boyfriend?
我真不敢相信崔丝 跟洁身主义者交往，真惊人 I cannot believe Tris dated a straightedge. That's, like, astounding.
她怎么说我？ 说我是洁身主义者？ What did she say about me? She said I was a straightedge?
我可以问你到底爱她什么？ 我看到她就想吐 Can I ask, what did you see in her? I could floss with that girl.
你这样说朋友啊？ This is your friend?
我现在变成坏人啦？ 你要这样吗？ All right. I'm the bad guy now. This what we're doing? I'm the bad guy?
如果你真想知道 她其实很支持我们的音乐和乐团 If you really wanna know, she actually supported our music and our band...
比任何人都早 当然这不关你的事啦 ...when nobody else did, not that that's any of your business.
-算了，我做不到 -什么做不到？ - Okay, forget it. I can't do this. - Do what?
回转让我回拉德洛 我自己回去 Just make a U-turn and take me back to Ludlow. I'll find my own way.
-好极了 -我拒绝当你们… - Perfect. - I refuse to be the goodie bag...
-派对上的福袋 -你没必要大吼 ...at your party. - You don't have to yell.
又不是在车站 我们在小车里面 It's not a train station. We're in a car.
-让我下车 -我会的 - Just drop me off. - I will.
天哪！ Oh, my God!
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
我不知道我做了什么 让你这么生气 I don't know what I did to make you so angry.
-没事，你太扯了 -你又不了解我 - Nothing. You're ridiculous. - You don't know me.
-我了解你跟你的德性 -我的德性？ - I know you. I know your make. - My make?
你是玩乐团的 你迷恋崔丝 You're an emo-band boy, obsessed with Tris?
你可以当动作片英雄了 但不包括当鼓手在内 They could make action figures of you. Drummer not included.
真奇怪，崔丝从来没提过你 亏你们还是朋友 It's funny that Tris never mentioned you.
但她确实提过有个顽固 嫉妒心重的犹太小公主 But she did mention some frigid, jealous JAP that was jealous of her...
-压根是个坏女人 -嫉妒？是吗？ ...and who was a complete bitch. - Oh, jealous? Oh, really?
-现在我知道她在说谁了 -我告诉你，臭小子 - I know who she was referring to. - Let's dance, douche bag.
甜心，你自以为有什么… Sweetheart, you think you have something to...
我才不嫉妒！ I am not jealous!
对，她不嫉妒 Oh, no, man, she's not jealous.
很好，今晚好极了 Awesome. Awesome night.
-怎么样？ -直到她突然发飙 - So how's it going? - It was great until she choked me out.
-怪胎 -你们怎么样？ - Kinky. - What's up with you guys?
一切都很好，尼克 棒极了 Well, everything's fine here, Nick. Peachy.
-只是我们把女孩弄丢了 -什么女孩？ - It's just we sort of kind of lost the girl. - What girl?
就那个女孩呀 You know, the girl.
什么？ What?
我们到葛瑞木瓜热狗店 买点东西吃 Yeah, well, we came to Gray's Papaya to grab a bite to eat...
她一定是醒了 跳车不见人影 ...and she must've woke up. The chick's flown the coop.
-汤姆，这样不行 -我知道 - Thom, that's not acceptable. - I know.
又泡汤啦？ 要我们去接你吗？ So the shitbox stall again? You want us to pick you up?
汤姆，你得找到她 Thom, you have to find her.
我们已经都找过了，尼克 她不在车上 We already looked everywhere, Nicky. She's not in the van.
也不在葛瑞木瓜热狗店 她跑了 She's not in Gray's Papaya. She's gone.
所以我想现在该减少损失 去找《白兔乐团》了 So I think now is the time we cut our losses and go find Fluffy.
对吧？喂，尼克？ Right? Hello, Nicky?
塔尔，是我 你在哪里？ Hey, Tal, it's me. Where are you?
嘿 - Hey. - Norah?
他们把卡洛琳弄丢了 They lost Caroline.
什么？ What?
诺拉？ Norah?
你们有喝酒吗？ You kids been drinking?
-没有 -没有 - No. - No.
干嘛不喝？ 我们要玩寻人派对罗 Why not? We're having a search party.
寻人派对！ Search party!
天哪 God.
派对 Party.
寻人派对在纽约市… Search party, N.Y.C. Search party, N.Y.C.
卡洛琳，你到底去哪了？ Caroline, where the hell can you be?
-卡洛琳 -卡洛琳 - Caroline. - Caroline.
卡洛琳 Caroline.
卡洛琳！ Caroline!
你得买成人票 Guys, we need to be adults right now.
-我没有十一元 -你有多少？ - I don't have $ 11. - How much do you have?
-总共吗？ -对 - Total? - Yeah.
一块钱 One dollar.
一块钱到不了纽瓦克 One dollar won't get you to Newark.
不，我没有说 我要去纽瓦克 Oh, no, no. I didn't say I wanted to go to Newark.
真好笑 That's so funny.
好吧，我告诉你一件事 Okay. I'm just gonna tell you something.
我今晚被绑架了，真的 I was kidnapped tonight. Seriously.
那些人在车上 说要直捣什么龙的 In this van with these guys talking about going balls deep.
听来很有趣吧？ 但是不尽然，怪恐怖的 Sounds like fun, right? Not always. Scary.
我只是觉得《傻瓜乐团》 不够呛 I just think the Jerk Offs isn't hardcore enough.
我们不会自称〝狗屎夹心〞 就是这样 We are not calling ourselves Shit Sandwich, and that is final.
我要让继父 有机会看我们的表演 I want my stepfather to have the possibility of seeing one of our shows.
我也是这个乐团的 一份子，汤姆 Yeah, well, I'm a third of this group, too, Thom, if not more.
-你凭什么作主？ -我是主唱耶 - How are you more? - I'm the lead singer.
-你没事吧？ -我真不敢相信 - You all right? - I can't believe...
我要为这种事 错过《白兔乐团》 ...I'm missing Where's Fluffy for this.
-《白兔乐团》？在哪？ -可能在布鲁克林池 - Where's Fluffy? Where? - Well, supposedly at Brooklyn Pool.
我们不能去 因为我们得先找到… We can't go, because we need to relocate the entire person...
被你们弄丢的人 ...you guys managed to lose.
-真是谢谢你们喔 -喔，拜托 - Thank you very much. - Oh, come on.
她搞不好在那里 她喜欢派对，不是吗？ Okay. Listen, she's probably there. I mean, the chick likes to party.
不如绕过去看看吧 I say we do a drive-by.
不行，绝对不行 不可以绕过去 No. Absolutely not. No drive-bys.
我们越快找到卡洛琳 就能越快找到《白兔乐团》 Look, the sooner we find Caroline, the sooner we can find Fluffy...
这件事就能越快结束 ...and the sooner this will be over.
好吧 Okay.
既然你们没有鼓手 You know, if you don't have a drummer...
干嘛还带鼓？ 你们这群笨蛋帮 ...then why do you have drums, you fistful of assholes?
〝笨蛋帮〞 Fistful of Assholes.
我喜欢 I like it.
你好，我是卡洛琳 你叫什么名字？ Hi, I'm Caroline. What's your name?
没关系 你有没必要告诉我 That's okay, you don't have to tell me.
这原本是很平常的一个晚上 It's been, like, one of those nights, you know?
我跟朋友诺拉一起 你不认识她 I was with my friend Norah, who you don't know...
但你一定会喜欢她 因为大家都喜欢诺拉 ...but you would really like her because everybody likes Norah...
今晚她却丢下我 她从来不会这样做的 ...and she left me tonight, which is... She never does that.
然后我被绑架了 And then I was kidnapped.
通常我跟她回家之后 And then she... Usually when I go home with her...
她会做火鸡肉三明治给我吃 ...she makes me a turkey sandwich when I get home...
但我可能永远到不了家了 ...but I might never get home, you know?
而且我好累 And I'm so tired.
那是火鸡肉三明治吗？ Is that a turkey sandwich?
是的 It is.
可以帮我拿这个吗？ Can you hold this for me?
谢谢 Thank you so much.
天哪 Oh, my God.
嗨 Hi.
我需要我的口香糖 I just need my gum.
（海港巴士总站）
好，英格伍 Okay, Englewood.
最后一班去英格伍的巴士 七分钟前离开了 Okay. Well, the last bus to Englewood left seven minutes ago.
你看？她没事的 我们走吧 You see? She's fine. Let's go.
不，末班车走了 不表示她有上那班车 No, just because there was a last bus doesn't mean she was on the last bus.
-你有你的逻辑 -我再打一次看看 - You and your logic. - I'm trying her again.
我来接 I'll get it.
-诺拉 -卡洛… - Norah. - Caro...
哦，不 Oh, no.
天哪 Oh, God.
诺拉？ Norah?
-救我 -卡洛琳，你在哪？ - Help me. - Caroline, where are you?
-告诉我你在哪 -诺拉，我的口香糖 - Tell me where you are. - Norah, my gum.
什么？你听得到吗？ 卡洛琳？ What? Can you hear me? Caroline?
诺拉 Norah.
诺拉，你在哪里？ Norah, where are you?
-听得见吗？卡洛琳？ -诺拉？ - Can you hear me? Caroline? - Norah?
-可恶 -她在哪里？ - Shit. - Where is she?
不知道，音乐声太大了 I don't know. I couldn't hear over the music.
音乐？什么音乐？ Music? What music?
她在布鲁克林池 她可能在找你 She's at Brooklyn Pool. She's probably looking for you.
-在布鲁克林？ -走吧 - In Brooklyn? - Let's go.
去布鲁克林？ To Brooklyn?
好，我们去布鲁克林 Fine, let's go to Brooklyn.
-太棒了 -太扯了 - This is awesome. - This is ridiculous.
万一她不在这里 我们该怎么办？ Okay, what are we supposed to do if she's not here, you guys?
因为她显然不在这里 When she's not here, because she's not, obviously.
哈罗，你好吗？ Hello. How you doing? Hi.
-大家快进去 -真的？你确定？ - Everybody in. Pile on in. - Really? Are you sure?
快点 There you go.
-不行 -我排了一小时耶 - No. - I've been here for an hour.
不行，你不能进去 No, you can't get in.
你有上YouTube还是什么吗？ Hey, were you on YouTube or something?
什么？ What?
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是诺拉 I'm Norah.
我是无名小卒… 只是某人的女儿罢了 I'm no one. I'm just the daughter of someone.
谁的女儿？ Daughter of who?
我爸的女儿 我要去找卡洛琳了 My dad. I'm gonna go find Caroline, okay?
好，祝你好运 Yeah, good luck.
这是我的歌 That's my song.
是吗？这也算是我的歌 很酷 Really? It's my song kind of. Really? That's cool.
要跳舞吗？ You dance?
可以这样跳吗？ Can we dance like this?
他们写这首歌的时候 希望大家可以这样跳 When they wrote this song, they were hoping people would dance like this.
就像这样 你应该不要… Go like this. You're not supposed to actually...
尽量接近我的手 但是不要碰到它们 Try and get as close to my hands as you can without touching them.
-这舞真不错，尼克 -这叫踏板船舞 - This is a very good dance, Nick. - This is the pedal boat.
你知道吹风机舞吗？ You know the blow-dryer?
-好了 -对我不管用 - Okay. - Doesn't work on mine.
没错，你头发好软 Oh, no, it doesn't. Wow, you're soft.
我要求剪像… 艾伦狄珍妮的发型 I asked for the Ellen DeGeneres haircut.
天哪 Oh, my God.
嘿 Hey. Oh, hey.
夹心舞啊 Dance-wich.
-是他在推我 -没关系 - He's pushing me. I'm not doing it. - It's okay.
-我没有故意 -都怪他 - It's not me. - It's all him.
他逼我的，不是我故意 He's making me do it. I'm not doing it.
不是你的错，没关系 我的天哪 It's not your fault. It's all right. Oh, man. Oh, my God.
你好 Hi there.
嗨 Oh, hi.
宝贝 Hey, baby.
-你怎么在这里？ -我怎么在这里？ - What are you doing here? - What am I doing here?
在找《白兔乐团》啊 你又怎么在这里？ Looking for Fluffy. What are you doing here?
我们在找卡洛琳 We're looking for Caroline.
卡洛琳啊 沿着救生索找不就行了吗？ Oh, Caroline. What, can't you just follow the umbilical cord?
-你们好 -你好 - What's up? - Hi.
尼克，这是塔尔 尼克是崔丝的最新受害者 Nick, this is Tal. Tal, this is Nick, Tris' latest victim.
是喔？ Oh, serious?
喔…你是那个同志乐团的 Well... Oh, but you're in that gay band...
〝我们是同志〞 ...We're Gay.
是《傻瓜乐团》 我们并非全是同志 The Jerk Offs. And we're not all gay.
对，你们蛮称头的 Yeah. You were pretty decent.
只是跟《威豹乐团》 还差了一大截 Except for being one arm short of a Def Leppard cover group.
好啦，各位保重 All right, yeah, take care, fellas.
你们也很棒，只是… You guys were pretty good except...
跟仙妮亚唐恩 想像的乐团差得远了 ...you were two penises short of a Shania Twain re-imagination band.
你没搞头了 You're done.
最美的肩膀 最美的头发和耳朵 Prettiest shoulders, prettiest hair, prettiest ears.
-谢谢 -好美的耳朵 - Thanks. - Gorgeous ears.
开始罗 Here we go.
白兔… Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
好耶 Yes.
白兔！ Fluffy!
好，主角知道你们要什么 Okay. The hype man knows what you want...
但他不确定 你们有多想要 ...but he's not sure if you want it enough.
你们真的要吗？ Do you really want it?
Do you really want it?
我说你们真的要吗？ I said, do you really want it?
我有一个问题 I got one question.
你们… Are...
真的… ...You...
要《好色客》？ ...Randy?
真烂 You suck.
-可恶 -虚晃一招 - Damn it. - The bait and switch.
-烂透了 -去吧 - Randy, you suck. - Go ahead.
宝贝，听我说 你今晚要做什么？ So, listen, baby, what are you doing tonight?
除了要美美的以外 我有你想听的东西 Aside from you being beautiful. I got something I really want you to hear.
我现在就需要跟你谈 Look here. I need to talk to you right now.
我有些重要的事 必须跟你谈 I got some important stuff I need to talk to you about.
好，那我… Okay, well, I'm gonna...
你好好玩吧？ You have fun, okay?
我要去找卡洛琳，好吗？ I'm just gonna go find Caroline, okay?
反正你四十五分钟后 照样会打给我 You're just gonna call me in 45 minutes anyways.
跟同志乐团在一起 With a gay band.
-嗨 -嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
谢啦 Thanks.
走吧 Come on.
我们不是要… I thought we were gonna...
不了，我们要… 上车就对了，盖瑞 No, we're not, we're gonna... Just get in the cab, Gary, come on.
跟着那辆休旅车 Follow that van.
-那是你男朋友？ -大概吧 - So is that guy your boyfriend? - Sort of.
他大概是你男朋友 还是你大概的男朋友？ He's sort of your boyfriend, or he's your sort-of boyfriend?
多半时候他算是我前男友 He's sort of my ex-boyfriend, most of the time.
-那其他时候呢？ -我们只是朋友 - What is he the rest of the time? - We're friends.
-互相利用的？ -对，只是藕断丝连 - With benefits? - Yeah, it's just the never-ending story.
-就像我跟崔丝 -不，你们结束了，记得吗？ - That's like me and Tris. - No, that ended, remember?
我是说… I mean...
很抱歉，你有男朋友 或者说是可利用的前男友 Excuse me, you have a boyfriend or an ex-boyfriend with benefits...
却还到处亲吻陌生人？ ...but you still go around kissing total strangers?
相信我，那是绝望的举动 Trust me, that was an act of desperation.
是啊，还真绝望 Oh, yeah, okay. Seemed pretty desperate.
尼克，你不完全是陌生人 Oh, okay. Well, Nick, you're not a total stranger, huh?
事实上，我知道 很多你的讯息 In fact, I am rife with too much information.
什么意思？ What does that mean?
听着，我不想打断 你们在后面打情骂俏 Okay, hi. I hate to break up the love-fest back there...
但有谁要告诉我们 现在要去哪儿吗？ ...but does anyone wanna tell us where we're going?
-我可以缩小范围 -说来听听吧 - I can narrow this down. - Well, let's hear it, sister.
你知道有些人 喜欢在同样的地方吃东西 You know how some people like to eat in the same places?
知道 Yes.
卡洛琳喜欢在 同样的地方吐 Okay, Caroline likes to barf in the same places.
我们要到街角去买热狗 Hey, we're gonna get a hot dog around the corner.
-不，不要再来了… -你有见到她吗？ - Oh, no. No more. No more. - Have you seen her?
你的女朋友 又吐在冰淇淋上 Your girlfriend puked in the ice cream again.
上次花了我一小时才清干净 Last time it took me one hour to chip out.
嘿 Hey. Hey.
我以为你搭便车回家了 Thought you got a ride home.
-你喜欢他不成？ -你呢？ - What, do you like him or something? - Do you?
我跟他交往了六个月耶 Well, I was with the guy for six months, so...
你也瞒着他劈腿六个月耶 And you cheated on him for six months, so...
-你没告诉他吧？ -没有，我没说 - You didn't tell him that, did you? - No, I didn't tell him that.
很好 Good.
-我觉得她在耍我 -我们在说谁？ - I just feel like she's messing with me. - Who are we talking about?
现在在说诺拉 不对，是崔丝 Right now, Norah. No, Tris. Tris.
-你只是还没搞懂，对吧？ -什么？ - You just haven't figured it out yet. - What?
就是大方向啊 It. You know, it, the big picture.
我想是吧 I guess not.
《披头四》 The Beatles.
-他们怎么了？ -这个 - What about them? - This.
其他乐团都想唱性或痛苦 Look, other bands, they wanna make it about sex or pain.
但是《披头四》 他们找到了方向 But, you know, the Beatles, they had it all figured out.
《我想牵你的手》是首张单曲 超赞的，对吧？ "I Wanna Hold Your Hand. " That's the first single. It's F-ing brilliant, right?
他真的哭了，我也让别人哭过 但我真的伤了他的心 The guy actually cried. I mean, I made guys cry before, but I really broke him.
我说这些是为你们两个好 And I'm saying this for the both of you.
我不想看到你伤心 I mean, I don't wanna see you get hurt...
却也不想再看到他伤心 你明白吗？ ...but I don't wanna see him get any more hurt, either, you know?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
街上有人说 你从来没高潮过 Word on the street is you never had an orgasm.
因为那是人人都想要的，尼克 Because that's what everybody wants, Nicky.
她们不要二十四小时的前戏 They don't want a 24-hour hump sesh.
她们不想嫁给你一百年 They don't wanna be married to you for a hundred years.
她们只想牵你的手 They just wanna hold your hand.
别再牵了 I'm gonna stop doing that.
崔丝？你听到谁 在街上说这句话？ Tris? So who was on the street when you heard this "word on the street"?
是卡洛琳吗？ Was Caroline on the street?
没关系，有些人 就是没办法达到高潮 It's okay. I mean, some people just can't have one.
我可以的，好吗？ I can have one. Okay?
我这辈子搞不好 有过上百万次了 I've probably had, like, a million in my life, so...
是喔 Oh, sure, yeah.
我怎么会知道呢？ How am I supposed to know, you know?
你会知道的 Oh, you'd know.
我只是怕万一 他跟你交往却什么事都没发生 Look, I'm just afraid that if he gets with you and nothing happens...
他的自尊心可能真的 会被冲进马桶 ...his self-esteem could really go through the crapper, you know?
我是崔丝 嗨，贱人，是卡洛琳 - This is Tris. - Oh, hey, bitch. It's Caroline.
-什么？电话给我 -等等，你说什么被绑架？ - What? Give me the phone. - Wait, what do you mean, kidnapped?
-她为什么不打给我？ -你被抛弃了 - Why didn't she call me? - You're totally grounded.
-电话给我 -等等喔 - Give it to me. - Hold on.
你在哪里？ 我们到处在找你 Where are you? We've been looking for you everywhere.
-诺拉？我发现耶稣了 -什么？ - Norah? I found Jesus. - What?
耶稣！衪比一般人还高 Jesus! He's much taller in person.
我想我在教堂吧 I'm at a church, I think.
-这里好像教堂，好美 -是教堂，哪个教堂？ - It's so churchy and beautiful. - It's a church. Okay, which church?
-诺拉，我要跟耶稣走了 -不，卡洛琳 - Norah, I have to follow Jesus now. - No, Caroline...
有个祭僮没穿裤子 There's an altar boy with no pants on.
你为什么没穿裤子，祭僮？ Why do you have no pants on, altar boy?
好极了，我现在 得去找耶稣 Great. I have to find Jesus now.
-诺拉？ -干嘛？ - Nor? - Yeah?
-我的手机 -拿去 - My phone. - Here.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
你没事吧？ You all right?
她没事吧？ Is she okay?
没事 Yeah.
我有线索，各位 I got a clue, guys.
-好了吗？ -再一站 - Are we done? - One last stop.
我们要找一辆雨果老爷车 A Yugo. We're looking for a Yugo.
-她说在教堂 -好，我下去看看 - She said a church. - All right, let me check it out.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
都是崔丝害的 Tris is what's wrong.
崔丝？她根本比不上你 她糟透了 Tris? Please. That girl's got nothing on you. I mean, for one, she's awful.
糟透了 Awful.
-而且你很棒 -很棒 - Yeah. And for two, you're amazing. - Amazing.
锁上了 Yeah, well.
-嘿 -抱歉 - Hey. - Sorry, sorry.
-我在睡觉耶 -你想拿我的手电筒？ - I'm sleeping here. - You trying to take my BLT?
-没事，瑞典人，交给我 -嘿 - It's cool, Switzerland. I got this. - Hey.
-你好吗？你在做什么？ -我只是想进去… - What's up, friend? How you doing? - Good. I was just gonna go in...
-你直接闯进来 -我不是故意的 - You walked right in here. - I didn't mean to.
你穿紧身牛仔裤 挺像个女人的 You're like a little canary in skinny jeans.
我本来要进去找朋友 I was gonna go in to look for my friend.
你的朋友在这里 我跟瑞典人陪你，宝贝 You got friends right here. Me and Switzerland are here for you, baby.
我问你一个问题 你上过狗吗？ Let me ask you a question. You ever hook up with a dog?
没有，什么？ 宠物的狗吗？没有 No. What? Like an an... A dog, like a pet? No.
千万别上，不值得 我真喜欢你 Don't. It's not worth it. I like you so much.
-我要跑了 -跑吧，小娘们 - I'm running away. I'm running. - Run away. Run away, little canary.
好，她到底怎么跟你说的？ Okay. Okay. What exactly did she say to you?
说什么祭僮没穿裤子 Something about an altar boy with no pants.
我不知道她在说什么 I don't know what she was talking about.
是《午夜梦回》，是《暗房乐团》 的全男性讽刺秀 Midnight Ass. The all-male "holigay" revue at Camera Obscura.
《色诞铃》、《万色夜》 你们从来没看过？ "Deck the Balls," "O Horny Night. " You guys never went to that?
这个时候做圣诞节的表演？ A Christmas show at this time of year?
皇后在什么时候 需要藉口才能唱歌了？ Since when does a queen need an excuse to sing?
来吧，女孩 Go, girl.
-找到她了吗？ -没有 - Did you find her? - No.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas.
诺拉，光明节快乐！诺拉 Norah. Happy Hanukkah, Norah!
我成功来到百老汇了 I made it to Broadway.
-我去拉她下来 -谢了 - I'll get her. - Thanks.
这棵树喝醉了 This tree is drunk.
诺拉，是老爷车男 他来解救我了 Norah, it's Yugo. He came to rescue me.
就在这里，停车 It's right here, right here. Stop. Stop, stop, stop. Right here.
我再传简讯给你，好吗？ I'll text you. Okay?
要我们载你回去 开雨果老爷车吗，尼克？ Want us to take you back to the Yugo, Nicky?
好啊 Yeah, sure.
-贝斯真好听 -谢谢 - The bass is really good. - Thank you.
-你还好吧？ -不好 - You okay? - No.
-你们一定是很好的朋友 -对，我是很好的朋友 - You guys must be really good friends. - Yes, I am a great friend.
每次都这样 我是照顾卡洛琳的头号随从 It's always been like this. I'm the head squire in Caroline's quest for attention.
真恶心 That's gross.
你要不要… 我有这种东西 You wanna... I got one of these things.
你随身携带湿纸巾？ You have a Handi Wipe?
很好用 Kind of handy.
真是个绅士啊 What a gentleman.
是啊，我… Yeah, I...
我们三周前吃过中国菜 但我没有用到 We had Chinese food, like, three weeks ago, and I haven't used it.
我从来不洗长裤 我喜欢保留原味 I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.
我在考虑…去念布朗大学 I've been thinking more about Brown.
是吗？ Yeah.
我想一小时的路程 就有认识的人还不错 I think it'd be nice to know someone an hour away.
是啊 Yeah.
我也不介意 远离照顾野丫头的责任 I really wouldn't mind getting away from my minion duties.
-天哪 -怎么了？ - Oh, Jesus. - What?
也许我现在该去作个了断了 Maybe I should just go deal with it right now.
-你要怎么回家？ -尼克 - Well, how will you get home? - Nicky.
我们会平安回家的 你们还是会送我们回去吧？ We'll get home fine. You guys can still drop us off, right?
会啊 Yeah.
尼克 Nick.
很高兴认识你 Nice meeting you.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
-你在这里做什么？ -你知道我在这里做什么 - What are you doing here? - You know what I'm doing here.
不，我不知道 No, I really don't.
市内唯一雨果老爷车 不是很难找 Well, it wasn't hard to find the only Yugo in the city.
我想它是国内 唯一一辆雨果老爷车吧 I think it's the only Yugo in the country.
你不来帮我开车门吗？ Aren't you gonna open the door for me?
-我们要去哪里？ -你要载我回家啊 - Well, where are we going? - You're giving me a ride home.
你怎么不叫那个 新男友载你？ Why don't you get a ride from that new guy?
他没有雨果老爷车啊 Well, he doesn't have a Yugo.
只是载一程嘛 很晚了，拜托？ It's just a ride. It's late. Please?
好吧 Okay.
-给你 -我不要你的口香糖 - Here. - But I don't want your gum.
拿着吧，真是 Just take it. God.
-喂？ -嘿，塔尔 - Hello? - Hey, Tal.
诺拉 Norah.
你在哪里？ Where are you?
（粉碎城堡）
你应该去，我没事 不要担心我，去吧 You should go. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me. Go.
好吧 Okay.
再见 Bye.
好好玩，我爱你 Have fun. I love you.
我已经开始想念你了 I miss you already.
你们知道路吧？ 知道要怎么走？ You guys got directions? You know where you're going?
-知道 -好，中途不准停车 - Yeah, we got them. - Okay. No stopping.
中途不准做任何事 No stopping for anything.
就算布莱德彼特 穿着拖鞋在卖水果也不行 I don't care if Brad Pitt is selling fruit in a thong on the GW.
-不准停车，好吗？ -好，我们知道 - You cannot stop, okay? - Yeah. Yeah, we know. We know.
晚安，我的异性恋女主角 Well, good night, my hetero heroine.
晚安，戴夫 晚安，汤姆 Good night, Dev. Good night, Thom.
今晚真的很开心 It was a really fun night.
天哪，我连你叫什么都不知道 God, I don't know what your name is.
雷萨里欧 It's Lethario.
真不错 Nice.
-你来啦 -嗨 - There you are, yay. - Hi.
-你来啦 -是啊 - You made it. - Yes.
你的出现是我们的光荣 You graced us with your presence.
你是最酷的女孩 You're the coolest girl ever.
-要坐吗？ -好啊 - You wanna come have a seat? - Yes.
-好，上去 -嗨 - Okay, come. Step. - Hi.
-你好 -你好 - Hey there. - Hey.
你找到那个酒醉女了？ So did you ever find Winehouse?
-对，你不会想知道详情的 -是吗？ - Yes. And you don't wanna know. - Yeah?
问都别问 Don't even ask.
有一天你会是个 很棒的母亲 You're gonna be an amazing mother one day.
谢谢，我想也是 Thanks. I guess so.
这是什么外套？ What is this jacket?
萨瓦多是谁？ Who is Salvatore?
有什么会让我担心的吗？ I got something to be worried about here?
-只是件外套而已 -是吗？ - It's just a jacket. - Yeah?
-是啊 -是吗？ - Yeah. - Yeah?
我在这里觉得好安心 I feel so safe here.
就像小时候 坐我爸妈的车回家 Like when I was a kid driving home with my parents...
到某个地方旅行结束后 ...from some trip somewhere...
我忍不住睡着了 因为那辆车… ...and I couldn't help but fall asleep because that car...
让我觉得 仿佛已经到家了 ...like I was already home.
那就是你的感觉，尼克 好像我已经到家了 And that's how you feel, Nicky. Like I'm already home.
你的车想念我 没有我它会四分五裂 Look, your car misses me. It's falling apart without me.
你刚刚就把它四分五裂了 But you just did that.
别这样嘛 Oh, come on.
你真的已经忘了我吗？ Are you really over me?
如果你还想我 不必故意忘了我 You wouldn't have to get over me if you were still under me.
是喔 Yeah.
等一下 Wait, wait, wait.
怎么了？ What?
我在开车，不要… Just, you know, I'm driving. And try not...
我们到河边吧，那边 Let's go down by the river. Right here.
-我很高兴你来见我 -我也是 - I'm very glad you came to see me. - Me too.
-是吗？ -是啊 - Yeah? - Yeah.
我买了礼物送你 You know, I brought a present for you.
什么？你没必要送我礼物啊 What? You didn't have to get me any present.
这个团名的历史… So the history of the name, Oz- rael...
就像无政府状态遇到 犹太复国主义，很讽刺 ...it's like anarchy meets Zionism, you know. It's ironic.
你想以色列准备好 接受犹太火了？ Oh, man. You think Israel's ready for all this Jew fire?
开什么玩笑？ 我们就是犹太火 Are you kidding me? We bring the Jew fire.
那么… So...
你喜欢？ ...do you like it?
是吗？ Yeah?
真的？那真是太好了 Serious? Oh, that means so much.
真是太好了 真是谢谢你 That means so much. Thank you so much. Really?
真的吗？谢谢你 Really? Oh, thank you.
你想你爸会喜欢吗？ And you think your dad will like it?
-准备好了再叫我 -什么？ - Whenever you're ready. - Hey, what?
-不会吧，要我们付钱？ -什么？ - No. Did they just charge us? - What?
要我们付钱？ 搞什么鬼？ Did they just charge us? What the hell?
你去找人讲一下好吗？ Could you please talk to someone about this, please?
-讲那个？好啊 -好吗？真的？ - About that? Sure. - Yeah? Really?
对，你待在这儿吧 Yeah. Sit tight.
谢谢，你是最酷的女孩 Thank you. You're the coolest girl ever.
不好意思 Excuse me.
我想应该是两个零 不是一个零 I think you meant two zeros, not one.
谢谢 Thank you.
你最近给我的讯息 让我很困惑 I've been kind of getting some mixed signals from you lately.
是吗？ Yeah?
是有一点 Sort of.
不过我搞清楚了 Clears that up.
那是我的歌 That's my song.
是啊 Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
嘿，尼克 Hey, Nick.
你开什么玩笑？ Are you kidding me?
盖瑞？ Gary?
八宝拼盘？ Assorted meat plate?
很好，继续上，谢谢 Great. Just keep it coming. Thank you.
这是尼克拉斯的电话 Nicholas' phone.
嗨，尼克在吗？ Hi, is Nick there?
他不在，你等一下 再打进他语音信箱好吗？ No, he's not. Would you like to call back for his voice mail?
我可以留言吗？ Can I just leave a message?
可以，但若要用笔写 你就不走运了 Yeah, but if I need a pen, you're shit out of luck.
请你告诉他 Could you tell him...
今晚他离开休旅车后 把整个夜晚都搞砸了 ...that he really blew it tonight when he got out of the van?
他知道诺拉可能 永远不想再见他 And that he knows Norah probably never wants to see him again...
他想当面跟她道歉 ...and he'd like to apologize to her in person.
真的？ Really?
对，你在哪里？ 你出城了吗？ Yeah, where are you? Did you leave the city?
-我在维赛卡餐厅 -那个路口？ - I'm at Veselka. - What are the cross streets?
第二大道和第九街 Second and Ninth.
好，不要走开 我现在过去，好吗？ Okay, well, don't leave. I'm gonna come over, okay?
同时请你转达 那段留言好吗？ In the meantime, could you pass that message on?
嘿 Hey.
我要告解 I have a confession to make.
是吗？ Oh, you do?
我喜欢你的外套 I like your jacket.
-谢谢，不是我的 -应该是的 - Oh, thanks. Well, it's not mine. - It should be.
这是萨瓦多的 It belongs to Salvatore.
他告诉我 希望你留着穿 Well, he told me that he wants you to keep it.
是吗？ He does?
-对，他认为你穿比较好看 -真好 - Yeah, he thinks it looks better on you. - That's nice.
但别告诉他太太 因为她会抓狂 But don't tell his wife, because she gets crazy.
-还会嫉妒 -她敌意很重？ - And jealous. - She's hostile?
-这是你的口香糖？ -别碰，我还没嚼完 - Is this your gum here? - Don't touch it. I'm not done.
它必须保持新鲜 It must maintain its freshness.
我也要告解 So I also have a confession.
-在塔尔之前，我从没… -怎样？ - Before Tal, I never really... - What?
-今晚以前我没亲过别人 -真的？ - Kissed anyone else till tonight. - Really?
真的 Yeah.
除非我十三岁在夏令营 亲了贝卡温娜也算 Unless you count Becca Weiner at camp when I was 13.
-贝卡温娜也算 -是吗？ - I do count Becca Weiner. - You do?
有谁不会算 笨蛋才不把她算在内 I don't know who wouldn't. You'd have to be a fool not to count her.
-你们在一起多久了？ -露营的三个晚上 - How long were you guys together? - Three campfire-y nights.
喔，是指我跟塔尔？ 整整三年 Oh, me and Tal? I knew that. Three years total.
是互相利用的朋友？ Friends with benefits?
我想是吧 I guess.
是哪一种利用？ Well, what are the benefits?
这问倒我了，我不知道 Yeah, that's crossed my mind. I don't know.
我不知道 他总是一直陪着我 I don't know. He's just always been there...
你已经被忽略太久 ...and you just feel ignored for long enough...
有时候觉得自己很特别 那是很棒的感受 ...and it's just nice to feel special sometimes.
明明就不匹配的两个人 为什么还能… What is it that keeps two people together for such a long time...
在一起那么久？ ...when it's just not working?
我可以打电话 问问我爸妈 I can call my parents and ask them.
-你有想去的地方吗？ -有 - Do you wanna go somewhere? - Yeah.
你想去哪里？ Where do you wanna go?
哪里都好 现在才清晨四点 Anywhere. I mean, it's only 4 in the morning.
你想去哪里？ Where do you wanna go?
去一个我知道 没人会发现我们的地方 Somewhere nobody we know will find us.
好啊 Yeah.
我开车 I'll drive.
我开车像个专家 你不感到佩服吗？ Aren't you impressed that I drive stick like a pro?
太神奇了，你简直 就像是我的音乐灵魂伴侣 This is amazing. You are literally like my musical soul mate.
真不可思议 除了《怪人合唱团》的歌以外 It's unbelievable. Except for all the Cure.
《怪人合唱团》有什么不好？ What's wrong with the Cure?
他们没什么不好 只是团名不好 There's nothing wrong with the Cure, actually, but just the name.
《怪人合唱团》？ 他们有什么怪的？ You know, the Cure? What are they the Curing?
懂吗？他们应该叫做〝平凡〞才对 对吧？ Get it? They should be called the Cause, right?
这个我来保管 你还是专心开车吧 Maybe I'll take this for a bit and you can focus on driving.
你不喜欢我的冷笑话吗？ What, you don't like my sweet grooves?
我只是需要有东西让我分心 I need something to distract myself...
好忘了你正鲁莽的 开着我的车 ...from the fact that you're driving my car pretty recklessly.
我车子开得很棒 I am a great driver.
好吧 Fine.
停得真漂亮 Oh, this is a really fancy parking job.
如果别的车想要停在 我们和人行道之间 It's good because if another car wants to park between us and the curb...
他可以直接开过去 ...he can get right in here.
好，我停离路缘近一点 都是为了你，为了你，尼克 Fine. I'll get closer to the curb, just for you. Just for you, Nick.
因为你这么挑剔 Just because you're picky like that.
糟糕 Shit.
现在离路缘够近了 我们直接开了上去 You're close enough to the curb now. We're right on it.
抱歉我撞坏了你的车 Sorry I broke your car.
没关系，我们再叫拖吊车 Yeah, don't worry. We'll call a tow truck or some...
然后… And...
欢迎来到… Welcome to...
1970年吉米亨德瑞 成立的电子小姐录音室 Electric Lady Studios. Built by Jimi Hendrix in 1970.
干嘛？你知道 谁在这里录过音吗？ What? Do you have any idea who recorded here?
《齐柏林飞船》？ 《AC／DC》？《滚石乐团》？ Led Zeppelin? ACIDC? The Rolling Stones?
大卫鲍伊？ David Bowie?
这个地方是你爸爸的？ Your dad owns this place?
这个就是他 Is he this man?
是的 Yeah.
他以前是嬉皮 现在是雅痞 So, what is he, like a former hippie, current yuppie...
拿同样的旧垃圾 给大众做填鸭式教育？ ...spoon-feeding the masses the same old garbage?
你可以随时制止我 Stop me at any time.
是的 Yes.
-是吗？ -是的 - Yeah. - Yes.
我毕业致词时要拿来用 好像很棒 I'm gonna use that in my graduation speech. That's, like, amazing.
-好啊 -过来 - Cool. Good. - Here, come on.
他们今晚本来要 出现在布鲁克林池 They were supposed to show up at Brooklyn Pool tonight...
但是看来《白兔乐团》要… ...but it looks like Where's Fluffy is gonna...
-等等，快听 -我认为他们不配 - Hold on. Listen. - I don't think they deserve it.
-我该告诉他们吗？ -要啊 - I should tell them? - Yes.
-还是不该告诉他们？ -当然要说啊 - I shouldn't tell them? - Yes, of course you should. Come on.
好吧，我们给你一个提示 准备好了吗？ All right. We'll give you a hint. Are you ready?
5，68，100和21 Five, 68, 100 and 21.
拜托 Oh, come on.
-数字是有意义的 -是线索 - The numbers. They mean something. - It's a clue.
-他说什么？ -真笨 - What did he say? - So stupid.
-是68，别吵 -69 - Sixty-nine. - No, 68. Get out of the gutter.
英文字母，A… The alphabet. The A...
-英文字母哪有68个 -有时候我真恨你 - There aren't 68 letters in the alphabet. - I hate you sometimes.
-快想啊 -68的5是… - Well, think, damn it. - Five from 68, that's...
笨蛋，一定是别的 Retarded. Gotta be something else.
歌名，有数字歌名吗？ Song titles. Do we know songs with numbers in the title?
是地址 It's a address.
纽约市第五大道与68街 Fifth Avenue, 68th Street, New York, New York...
10021号 ...10021.
-是地址 -转弯！ - It's an address. It's an address. - Turn!
-不行，等一下 -快转！ - No, I can't. Wait. - Just do it!
天哪！ Oh, my God!
我快吐了 I'm gonna throw up.
别吐在名吉他上，拜托 Well, don't throw up on the Strat. Please.
我尽量，我可以拿起来吗？ Yeah, I'll try not to. Can I pick this up?
可以 Yeah.
天哪 My God.
是左手的 It's left-handed.
简直像是第一次弹 It's like playing for the first time.
这就是你说的 正在等你的工作？ Is this the job that you have lined up?
-如果我想要的话 -你怎么会不想要呢？ - It's mine if I want it, yeah. - Well, how could you not want this?
不知道，我爱音乐 你懂我意思吧？ I don't know. I love music, you know what I mean?
但我觉得 如果我在这里做音乐的工作 But I feel like if I work in it in here...
可能就不会再像这样爱它了 ...I might not love it the same way anymore.
对了，我也爱你的混音CD I loved your mixes, by the way.
你听过？ You heard those?
听过一张，或者该说七张 对，我七张都听过 I heard one. Or seven. Yeah, I have seven of them.
我问都不用问就知道 你喜欢《白兔乐团》 I knew you liked Where's Fluffy before I asked.
真诡异 That's kind of creepy.
-你最爱哪一首？ -我最爱的歌词是 - What was your favorite song? - Let's see. My favorite verse was:
〝你睡觉时的动作 你跳跃前的表情〞 "The way you're moving in your sleep, the way you look before you leap...
〝你做的奇怪幻想 你不知道但我都看在眼里〞 ...the strange illusions that you keep, you don't know, but I'm noticing. "
-是我写的 -你写的？ - I wrote that. - You wrote that?
我喜欢 I love that.
不是在写她 不是在写任何人 It wasn't about her. It wasn't about anybody.
只是… It was just, you know...
你要唱吗？ Would you play it?
-现在？ -是啊，瞧瞧这是哪里 - Right now? - Yeah, dude. Look where we are.
-你要录起来？ -没错 - You wanna lay it down? - Yes.
-真的？ -进去吧 - Really? - Get in there.
-当真？ -快进去吧 - Really? - Go. Go for it.
-听得到吗？ -试音 - Can you hear me? - Check.
好吧 Yeah. All right.
我真不该让你开我的车 因为现在车毁了 I never should've let you drive my car Because now it's ruined forever
我人生最大的错 就是让你开我的车 It was the biggest mistake of my life To let you drive it
对不起嘛 I'm sorry.
没关系，我习惯了 That's okay. I'm used to it.
它四分五裂之后 我会再把它组装起来 She falls apart and I put her back together again.
就像我跟卡洛琳 Just like me and Caroline.
让我想起犹太教义中 我很喜欢的那部份 It reminds me of this part of Judaism that I really like.
叫做修复 It's called Tikkun olam.
它说世界曾经破成碎片 It says that the world's been broken into pieces...
人人都有责任 找到碎片再把它们组合起来 ...and it's everybody's job to find them and put them back together again.
也许我们就是碎片 Well, maybe we're the pieces, you know?
也许我们不该去找碎片 Maybe we're not supposed to find the pieces.
也许我们就是碎片 Maybe we are the pieces.
尼克？ Nick?
干嘛？ Yeah?
我要进去了 I'm coming in.
嗨 Hi.
我比不上她，好吗？ I'm not gonna compete with her, okay?
比不上谁？ With who?
我想戴夫有一件和你一样的内衣 I think Dev has the same bra.
我只是… I just...
我知道我没那么漂亮 I just, I know I'm not, like, pretty like that.
诺拉，你很漂亮 Norah, you're beautiful.
这个扣子怎么那么难解？ Why is this button so difficult?
抱歉，尼克 Sorry, Nicky.
-你干嘛买这种裤子？ -我不知道 - Why would you buy these pants? - I don't know.
我不知道，我不记得了 I just, I don't know. I can't remember.
-手好冰 -抱歉 - Cold. Cold hands. - Sorry.
你的手怎么那么冰？ Why are your hands so cold?
你没事吧？ You okay?
没事，只是有点尴尬 Yeah, it's just a little embarrassing.
不用尴尬，你很美 Don't be embarrassed. You're beautiful.
是我的手机，抱歉 It's my phone. Sorry.
（卡洛琳2008年4月20日 找到白兔了）
尼克？ Nick?
干嘛？ What?
你想去听《白兔乐团》吗？ How do you feel about Where's Fluffy?
我的天哪… Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
-动作快 -我们得快点 - Okay. Oh, hurry up. - We have to hurry. Hurry, hurry.
我有在快啊，天哪 I am, I am, I am. Oh, my God.
鞋子 Oh, shoes.
好，等一下 Okay, hang on.
我好了，走吧 Okay. I'm ready. Okay, go.
-诺拉！你来啦，我真开心 -你们怎么在这里？ - Norah! You're here. I'm so happy. - What are you doing here?
-情况如何？ -我发誓再也不喝酒了 - How's it going? - I'm never drinking again. I promise.
-诺拉 -好 - Hey, Norah. - Okay.
你搞什么？ What are you doing?
你这个混蛋 You asshole.
等等，你跟这群同志 一起来的？ Wait, you show up here with this gaylord?
却在我朋友面前 给我难堪？ You trying to make a fool of me in front of my boys?
你知道我得一个人 走回第十街吗？ Do you realize that I had to walk back to 10th by myself?
-你不是一个人 -闭嘴，盖瑞 - You weren't exactly by yourself. - Shut up, Gary.
-你是说我们结束了吗？ -你真的要甩了我？ - So you're telling me this is over? - You're seriously over me?
不会吧 Come on, no.
过来嘛 Come here a second.
过来 Come on.
你还是会把我们的CD 拿给你爸吧？ You're still gonna give your dad our CD, right? Aren't you?
你知道我们工作得多辛苦 你答应过我… Come on, you know how hard we worked on that. You promised me...
冷静点，没事 Wait. It's all good. It's all good.
这件事与你无关，萨尔 This doesn't concern you, Sal.
总之… Well, anyway, so...
-是萨瓦多 -是吗？ - It's Salvatore. - Oh, yeah?
你甩掉自己的妞 What, you blew it with your own chick...
然后去勾搭别人的马子？ ...so you gotta run around playing beard with someone else's?
-你要是再推我… -怎样？ - Lf you push me again... - What?
-你们这些娘儿们就要揍我？ -没错 - Your merry men will bone me? - That's it.
别管她，她会哭着去找爸爸 Leave her. She'll go running to Daddy.
来吧，跟我走就是了 Come on, come with me. Just come with me.
-来嘛 -跟我走吧 - Come on. - Come on, come with me.
我们去看表演 Let's go watch the show.
白兔… Fluffy! Fluffy! Fluffy!
我在艾拉席维柏的女儿身上 浪费了三年 That's three years I've wasted on Ira Silverberg's daughter...
结果我得到什么？ ...and what does it get me?
诺拉，谁带我回家？ Norah, who's gonna take me home?
我讨厌你们的笨乐团 Yeah, well, I hate your stupid band.
还有，我有劈腿 Oh, and P.S., I cheated on you.
-滚开 -闭嘴 - Go away. - Shut up.
我们走 Let's go.
先别走，因为我们 有一个问题要问… Don't leave yet, because we've got one question for you: Are you ready...
你们准备好 迎接《白兔乐团》了吗？ ...for Where's Fluffy?
我爱你，纽约 I love you, New York.
（宾州车站）
怎么啦？ Hey, what's wrong?
你会难过我们错过了吗？ Are you sad we missed it?
我们没有错过 这就是我要的 We didn't miss it. This is it.
走吧，你不是要回家吗？ Come on. Don't you wanna go home??